Jack Dickey

4:13

am i about to watch a 12-minute video tour of jeremy guthrie's shoe collection

4:13

yes, i think i am

4:13

http://www.nicekicks.com/2013/02/sneak-…

Tom Ley

4:14

that is going to be so boring

Jack Dickey

4:14

he put a vault door on his basement

4:14

and then all his shoes are in that vault

4:14

"mostly, it's all about air jordan"

4:15

he pronounces "cement" like semen-t

4:16

"i balled my last high school basketball game in these og's"

Tom Ley

4:16

ugh

Jack Dickey

4:16

"check it, foot locker receipt. layaway"

4:17

"i paid some canadian money for these bad boys"

4:17

i'm like a third of the way through this

4:18

"gotta respect the yeezys these days"

Tom Ley

4:18

stop this

Jack Dickey

4:18

he has two fucking pairs of air yeezys!!!!

Tom Ley

4:18

i need you to stop this

Jack Dickey

4:18

both colors!!!

4:18

why does jeremy guthrie get all these shoes

4:18

goddamn it

4:20

he has the back to the future shoes

4:20

why does jeremy guthrie get so many fucking shoes

4:20

oh i guess he bought those

Tom Ley

4:20

you are a terrorist

Jack Dickey

4:21

he has signed shoes from blake griffin

4:21

also andruw jones shoes

4:21

HE HAS TWO PAIRS OF ANDRUW JONES SPIKES

4:21

NOT ONE

4:21

BUT TWO

4:22

"pretty clean, love those, sweet logo on the back"

4:22

wait

4:22

"my boy tulowitzki, he'll love the shoutout"!!!!

4:22

"he's big into the patent leather!"

Tom Ley

4:23

is it almost over?

Jack Dickey

4:23

"just crazy colorway for him [tulo]"

4:24

"the fresh prince wore these in the final episode of fresh prince of bel air"

Tom Ley

4:24

when is it over

Jack Dickey

4:24

"one of two in the world; terrell owens wore the other pair in the pro bowl"

4:25

jeremy's wife: "the ups guy asked, 'do you guys own a shoe store?'"

4:25

guthrie, "we own a shoeseum"

4:25

last line of segment